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zaczynam ogarniac część miasta ktora do tej pory byla dla mnie czarna dziura bo kazdy mnie tam zabiera na randki. anyway randka kolo domu goscia z ktorym jestem umowiony na gaszenie mi petow na cyckach w tym tygodniu^_^
#🗞️#help me god for real#i jeszcze muszę wziac sudoku bo idziemy na nauke (przeze mnie) grania w sudoku przy herbatce#to jest kurwa herbaciarnia i szisza bar w jednym ja nie komentuje juz niczego
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!
Ahahahahahahah here I go again
Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed
I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk
Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~
#maccadam#transformers#Jazz#Meister#Starscream#L I S T E N#I THINK#The “Jazz” is a hologram and “Meister” is the Real Jazz#because yeah It totally makes sense. Soundwave touched Meister so Meister must be real. And Hound could just create the hologram of Jazz#but....b u t#I can't stop thinking that there's might be something more#like...Hound wasn't exactly wery well hidden. For the love of god STArScream saw him and talked about him#and we all know than Soundwave is a fucking all seeing eye of Sauron when it comes to watching suspicious activity#I...fuckin...listen ok#Meister's plan with second Jazz is so damn clever bc it would literally show to Soundwave how Jazz and Meister can stand in the same room#but I can't help but feel that Sounders is inevitably going to discover Hound and unlike Starscream he surely knows what Hounds “thing” is#or maybe I'm just paranoid. .#maybe Jazz..I mean Meister knows something I don't#i mean duh of course he does#augh I need to stop before by brain spins itself to shreds#This fic made me overthink every detail with double intensity haha#Also. ALSO. We might see the confrontation between Meister and Jazz I feel. we might. it makes me want to giggle for some reson kgkgkg#fic fanart#momu fanart
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wife
#maddie buckley#911#help me god i am not strong#ok but real talk. she looks AMAZING this is such a good look#MADDIE BUCKLEY THE WOMAN YOU ARE#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#911net#*mine
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She's like a daughter to me.
A very dangerous daughter trained in multiple combat techniques you try not to piss off.
#do NOT tag as ship or so help me god#gorillaz#murdoc niccals#noodle#noodle gorillaz#phase 1#phase 4#humanz#murdoc gorillaz#murdad#admin draws#fanart#i just reeally wanted to draw them. 20 years gap. sorry. ill see myself otug#finished the colors real quick ccause i feel like any rendering is like#superfluious#aND I HAVE THE GODDAMN MIKU WIP. WHICH IS ALMOST DONE BY THE WAY#thats a whole ass style study and i wanted to get on it asap#buzt yeahg uhgjh. many feelings about these two
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the besties!!
#(i say besties but ik they were making out against the wall in dead apple when shibusawa left the room)#NEVER FORGET THAT FYODOR CANONICALLY CALLS DAZAI “DEAR” IN DUB.. FYOZAI IS REAL GUYS#I WASNT CHOOSING DIALOGUE AT RANDOM WHEN I DREW THIS HE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT I WAS ECSTATIC WHEN I FOUND OUT#at first i was like mmm fyozai as a joke but.. i dont think its a joke anymore💀#god help me i have fallen for another lawlight variant except these two mfs actually want each other dead#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#fyodor dostoevsky#fyozai#lotus draws
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#good luck with burning a real man on the bonfire over there we’re gonna celebrate this rando guy not blowing up parliament#i usually love#bonfire night#but on#election day#all the kids are having fun and the adults are on the phones like#donald trump#better not get elected so help me god#the americans go make it stressful#i don’t wanna be setting off fireworks if democracy is crumbling#presidential election#kamala harris#good luck
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presenting: hors d'oeuvre - a collection
description: a starter set of fics starring our favorite third division vice-captain hoshina soshiro.
author's note: individual posting dates pending. first fic should be up on june 17th.
second best
pairing: hoshina soshiro x f!reader genre: slight angst, comfort, childhood friends to lovers snippet: hoshina soshiro always ranks second at everything in his life. god forbid he falls behind in the bid for your heart too. Part One | Part Two | BONUS: Part Three
another love
pairing: hoshina soshiro x f!reader genre: angst snippet: in which hoshina soshiro finds out just how many times a heart can break.
tear in my heart
pairing: hoshina soshiro x f!reader (feat. narumi gen) genre: fluff snippet: he is the third division's vice-captain. you are a platoon leader from the first division. romeo meets juliet - trouble ensues.
(i am working on other fics that are not in the kn8 universe but this should be it for now. if you have a prompt you want me to write about, feel free to let me know by sending me an ask!)
#soshiro hoshina#soshiro hoshina x reader#hoshina soshiro#hoshina soshiro x reader#hoshina x reader#hoshina soshiro fic#soshiro hoshina fic#kn8 x reader#kn8#kaiju no. 8#kaijuu 8 gou#THE BRAINROT IS REAL#GOD HELP ME
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I'm not your friend or anything, damn
Belarus | Belgium | Czechia | Hungary | Liechtenstein | Monaco | Seychelles | Taiwan | Ukraine | Vietnam
#I LOVE PURPLE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! however i do not understand miss czechia please on god someone help me understand WHO she is#anywho! more hetagirls series! i don't know how i'm working on these so fast :0 it's almost like i'm working on these to ignore other#responsibilities ooOoOOOOoo#anywho!!! seychelles is next and i'm very excited to draw her!!!!! there's so much potential for her hair specifically#i have lots of ideas cooking in my brain. the hard point is just. deciding what i want to do#regardless -- the last three girls i saved for last on purpose bc i knew if i drew them towards the beginning this series would crash#now the real question is... do i save ukraine for last bc she's my favorite or do i save hungary for last bc she's THE OG hetagirl#asking the real questions here hmmm hmmm#hetalia#hetalia fanart#hws czechia#hetalia czechia#floralcrematorium art
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i think..........gojo kinda....gets off on the idea that someone knows yall are hooking up. not in an everyone can see the way you're looking at each other from across the room kind of way, but—
more than pleased to sneak up behind you, wrap an arm around your waist and lean his head against yours. doesn't matter that it's in the middle of a little halloween party, doesn't matter that you're prattling on to shoko and utahime, or that their faces are slowly starting to twist with disgust.
satoru presses a kiss to your cheek, and when you crane your neck away in an attempt to ignore him, he presses another below your ear, and another against your pulse, each one a little wetter than the last.
"ugh, get a room."
and he can't help but grin into your throat, successful, as the two of you are abandoned. he tries to nip you in the jaw, but leans so far over your shoulder that his hair falls into your eyes and you have to turn away with a laugh.
"you're pestering me," you tell him, and that has him humming. purring, almost.
it's not hard to imagine how the two of you look: out in the open and not squished back in some corner, his arms secure around you, hips pressed to your ass. your perfume is strongest at your throat and satoru practically inhales it, sinking his teeth in after you try to swat him.
"you look so appetizing, dear, what do you expect?"
"for you to have some shame, at least."
"with you? how could i?" he murmurs, grinning at the hiss of his name as his fingertips dip up the hem of your dress. not far, but enough that anyone watching could see the growing reveal of your thigh. "come to the car with me."
that has you stiffening, shoulders trying to square beneath him; satoru ignores it, swaying you both side to side with the music playing in the background. "no," you tell him, firm and so determined—but your amusement betrays you when he nuzzles his nose into your hair.
"please?" he tries not to whine, but he almost can't help it when you look so cute. "i don't mind getting on my knees to beg, if you want."
"please don't, you—" you're cut off by a purposeful sway of his hips, one that would be all too telling of what he's hiding against you, to anyone watching. "you're insufferable."
"mmm," satoru hums, "i love it when you flirt with me." and he can't help but to laugh a little, when you do too, and then he's not giving you any sort of chance, any more time to play your teasing little game.
he's more than pleased, then, to press further into your back until you allow him to drive you forward, brushing shamelessly past onlookers. the car isn't parked too far back, but enough that the night should conceal what everyone knows is about to happen.
it should, at least. maybe. satoru thinks it doesn't really matter, anyway.
#he's like a teenage boy so WAHOO I'M GETTING LAID 😊😊😊😊#GOD he's practically humping your leg while you're trying to talk I HATE HIM#aofneuwiaoqoq#any outing yall have together has at least one 'can you help me with something real quick honey ?? 😊'#LOL#i wanna shake him until his head comes off#× gojo ×
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recent deltarune art ive made after watching a friend playthrough
#deltarune#deltarune art#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#ralsei#deltarune fanart#god help me#the brainworms are real#hhrghhh#ms paint
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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xie lian doodle to celebrate season 2 release!!!
#xie lian#xie lian fanart#tgcf#tgcf fanart#heaven official's blessing#i cannot believe season 2 is real oh my god i almost teared up watching the ep#also help me i forgot how to draw him...ive only been drawing my fem calamity series..#my art
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Beeblejuice....
#just random doodles#I like him.....#my next animatic is probably gonna be a beetlejuice one#that or great god grove cause Ive just started playing it#and if my friends reactions to it mean anything im probably gonna have some thoughts#but for now beetlejuice.....#I asked my mom to help me make a plush of my BJ design so if that ever gets done Ill be sure to show you guys#oughhghgh he'd be so cute as a plushie.....#Im a big plushie person and I need him to be real so bad
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Pete, I need you to stay here.
#warehouse 13#wh13edit#past imperfect#mine:photoset#myka bering#pete lattimer#HELLO..... CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME...... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO..............#this episode possessed me so thoroughly that i had to open photoshop for the first time since december#i promise i will get a new computer someday so i can make gifs more regularly again (i made this on my work computer don't tell IT)#but HELLO............ WAAAAUGH#god. fuck. they love and trust each other so much. i'm chomping at the fucking walls over this#myka has so much trauma over this case and pete's the nicest guy in the world about it.........#but myka doesn't even let that stop her!! she's like no fuck that i WILL take this guy down for real#and she DOES#and pete's standing by her side the entire time providing support and helping but also not taking control since myka needs to do this#on her own and for herself in order to finally get closure#for this case that's been haunting her since literally episode one............#pete's like no you can absolutely be emotional. you have every right. so this time I'll be the observant one and help you where you need it#god.#anyway hi wh13 tag i am watching this show for the first time and i am Going Through It#since i know you all seem to be myka/HG stans can i officially claim pete as mine. would anyone mind. can i have him
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tbh I headcanon percy to eventually land on an environmental science major in college after a lot of experimenting around and not because of his dad but because of *grover* and his belief in finding pan, because of knowing how much the mortal and mythical world have been hurting the earth itself, and because if there's one thing that could convince percy jackson to study, it's justice. plus I think he and annabeth would totally geek out over sustainability as restorative and regenerative design. this is your "build something that lasts" couple. your "ur system is broken fix it rn" couple. if the mythical world EVER left them alone they would 100% be pursuing justice at any other stop they found themselves in anyway
#let them cause more real world trouble bffr#show me percabeth at protests and show me percy helping annabeth at her firm oh i beg#percy jackson#pjo#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#chalice of the gods#sorry but the marine biology major for percy as a joke sucks#my boy would be at the front lines of climate justice#also while Im here ranting um annabeth wouldnt double enroll at berkley lol. they dont have an accredited architecture program#which is the only reason she would need a special degree in the mortal world#but i digress#when have we ever expected rr to do research lol
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